The Great Inventory Sorter

We have Read/Write on the game's inventory/through the site.

Add an item that gives a credit for a cleaning service. Using this on the site kicks your accounts offline and sorts everything out based on parameters set on the site, like, effectively... Maybe even allow interactive previews on the site? It could just sort by categories and that'd already be a godsend. It'd be insane, but possible to allow direct MySQL sorting with a strict sandbox.

Box 1 - Weapons [650/650]
Box 2 - Weapons Overflow [320/650]

Description:
You've kind of wowed me with what you've done between the site and game.

W hy is this a good idea?
there is not a single one of us who has not ended up with sticky mucus or a bunch of gift box items in storage they thought was clean. it'd also give storeall additional functionality, maybe??

What risks or downsides does it have?

I would not touch this idea with a ten foot pole if I was a developer. I am suggesting kicking all accounts and freezing them until the transaction is done, at a minimum, and I still think someone with a character named \r\r\r\r\r\r\r is going to end up giving someone serverside exploits.

Additional Info:
i just want to pour all my items into a box and have them be organized